Babies are Gross
Babies are gross
I love love love pregnant bellies!!! I love how plump and round they are. I can’t even begin to describe the twinge of sheer joy I get from watching preggos wobble and rub their bellies in a way that can only be developed maternally. However, the aftermath of preggoness is a baby. Like a living breathing bundle of infantness. And a lot people tend to overlook the fact that babies are GROSS. From the obnoxious sounds they make when things don’t go their way to their inability to sleep in considerate intervals, babies are no where near as awesome as the former preggo shell they once occupied. And the worst part about them is that they turn people into “parents”. Yes, the same girl who gets a whimsical sense of bliss from rubbing a preggo belly for good luck cringes at the idea of being asked if she would like to hold a chubby bundle of new baby.
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November 18th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
What you wrote sounds sooo poetic, and kind of cynical lol but true. Honestly, people should have licences to have babies and those licences should have such steep requirements, that it prevents the CRAZIES from having babies by law. Its almost like you must be ‘this’ educated and ‘this’ well off, and you gotta take a shit ton of hard ass classes at BABY U or something. In addition to that, as an icing on the preggo qualification, you got to graduate top 10%. (damn just thinking about all that would stop me, but Im not the girl
All in all, It’s just that some people think a baby will complete them or fix all their problems…bullshit. People like that are the ones I think that have the gross babies, and honestly, I think thats most people running around with kids hanging off them like some extremely needy dingle berry on buffalo…. I don’t know, it’s just a thought lol.