Babies are Gross
I love love love pregnant bellies!!! I love how plump and round they are. I can’t even begin to describe the twinge of sheer joy I get from watching preggos wobble and rub their bellies in a way that can only be developed maternally. However, the aftermath of preggoness is a baby. Like a living breathing bundle of infantness. And a lot people tend to overlook the fact that babies are GROSS. From the obnoxious sounds they make when things don’t go their way to their inability to sleep in considerate intervals, babies are no where near as awesome as the former preggo shell they once occupied. And the worst part about them is that they turn people into “parents”. Yes, the same girl who gets a whimsical sense of bliss from rubbing a preggo belly for good luck cringes at the idea of being asked if she would like to hold a chubby bundle of new baby.You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.